Bring on the love?
Dear February,
Understandably, being your first day on the job, you have a lot on your to do list. I hate to start things off by complaining, but it would be appreciated if you would fix a few things your predecessor fell short on. My family and I wish to stay well for the whole of your term, to actually sell the house in Atlanta like the contract says, and to have the time to finish our painting project. We enjoy our time with you. Your company brings us snowy days, a furry weather predictor, chocolate hearts and president's birthdays. You are the month of black history. The month of love. A month, despite of your length, with so much in store. Ordinarily, I wouldn't need to ask for more, but you're on the tail of a month filled with germs, missed weekends -- frankly time that wasn't used to its fullest. We'd like to help you realize your fullest potential, to make you a grand month of 2005. Thank you for your cooperation and we look forward to having you in our lives for the next 27 days. May they be happy and eventful!
Nini
Understandably, being your first day on the job, you have a lot on your to do list. I hate to start things off by complaining, but it would be appreciated if you would fix a few things your predecessor fell short on. My family and I wish to stay well for the whole of your term, to actually sell the house in Atlanta like the contract says, and to have the time to finish our painting project. We enjoy our time with you. Your company brings us snowy days, a furry weather predictor, chocolate hearts and president's birthdays. You are the month of black history. The month of love. A month, despite of your length, with so much in store. Ordinarily, I wouldn't need to ask for more, but you're on the tail of a month filled with germs, missed weekends -- frankly time that wasn't used to its fullest. We'd like to help you realize your fullest potential, to make you a grand month of 2005. Thank you for your cooperation and we look forward to having you in our lives for the next 27 days. May they be happy and eventful!
Nini
posted by Nini at 7:37 PM
1 Comments:
mopsy here...
I love it! I hope that February takes you seriously and doesn't relegate your lovely letter to the junk mail pile. It would be a shame for it to get lost amidst the free brake alignment coupons and Lillian Vernon catalogs.
May you have a *healthy*, *happy* month. Us too!
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